HAITRESS
n: angry waitress see also: haiter
MOUSE TRAP
n: an internet purchase that looks a lot different upon arrival than it did in the picture
TEENILE
adj. Used to describe someone who is way too old for what she is wearing. (“That 45-year-old woman is wearing low-cut jeans. Is she crazy or just teenile?”)
GUYATUS
n. a haitus from guys
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FOXYMORON
n: One who is incredibly dumb but incredibly cute, who simultaneously attracts and repels.
-Amy
